THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
I am about to cry laughing omfg
*standing at the wedding alter*
spouse: i do
me: same
big country ready to throw down
I read this book and the one of the characters has not cried in 15 years.
I can barely make it a week without crying
Despicable Me 2
you will never feel more shame in your life than when you miss the final long note in guitar hero and you’re forced to sit there in the silence of your own failure
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